I take in what wants to be reviewed, whether it be for a laugh or you just really want to know if it's good or not :)

Anonymous asked:

Do older movies please! I can list some if you'd like.

Okay??
I figured older movies have already been reviewed 100 times.
But yeah, sure I can try.

Not bad, not bad.

I gotta say, I had low expectations for this show. Sorry, but if you saw the trailers, you know what I’m talking about.

The first episode was entertaining. I didn’t laugh out loud once, but I was content. I loved the creativity.

By the second episode I was more intrigued. It had a realistic feel to it, you know, going on “adventures” with friends, getting made fun of for hanging out with the opposite gender, and having divorced parents. Stuff like that.

It’s definitely an okay show.

So, thanks to the two episodes, I give Clarence a 3/5.

Not bad, not bad.

I gotta say, I had low expectations for this show. Sorry, but if you saw the trailers, you know what I’m talking about.

The first episode was entertaining. I didn’t laugh out loud once, but I was content. I loved the creativity.

By the second episode I was more intrigued. It had a realistic feel to it, you know, going on “adventures” with friends, getting made fun of for hanging out with the opposite gender, and having divorced parents. Stuff like that.

It’s definitely an okay show.

So, thanks to the two episodes, I give Clarence a 3/5.

nothingbutgames:

Rainbow Road from Mario Kart 64 (1997) will be back on Mario Kart 8 (2014).

nothingbutgames:

Rainbow Road from Mario Kart 64 (1997) will be back on Mario Kart 8 (2014).

ruinedchildhood:

If u didn’t do this with the lead on your mechanical pencil then we just can’t be friends.

ruinedchildhood:

If u didn’t do this with the lead on your mechanical pencil then we just can’t be friends.

Well well well!
What do we have here?
A movie filled with puns, emotional moments, and an attractive dog perhaps!?

Yes! And what you also have is a fantastic film. I’m gonna say that I really loved this movie. And I know you do too, ‘cause if you didn’t (HA!)… You would be lying.

I need to say that this movie is really intelligent. It’s one big history lesson with stuff that you remember falling asleep to in class, but now find interesting because it’s coming out of a classic character from before your own parent’s childhood.

Another thing are the historical characters. If you complain once about them, you’re dead to me. They’re SUPPOSED to be wacky, fun and strange! That’s something the original show did, so shush. 

Do I even have to talk about the animation? It was visually pleasing. I felt warm and at home with it, which I’m sure was the goal.

Finally, I think what I’m really impressed with were the father-son moments. I knew they were gonna be intense, but damn! I can’t even imagine how the fandom feels. (Hang in there Warpers.)

Alright! So if you haven’t seen it, do that.
If you don’t want to, stop that.
If you think Mr. Peabody is sexy as hell, high-five!

5/5.

Well well well!
What do we have here?
A movie filled with puns, emotional moments, and an attractive dog perhaps!?

Yes! And what you also have is a fantastic film. I’m gonna say that I really loved this movie. And I know you do too, ‘cause if you didn’t (HA!)… You would be lying.

I need to say that this movie is really intelligent. It’s one big history lesson with stuff that you remember falling asleep to in class, but now find interesting because it’s coming out of a classic character from before your own parent’s childhood.

Another thing are the historical characters. If you complain once about them, you’re dead to me. They’re SUPPOSED to be wacky, fun and strange! That’s something the original show did, so shush.

Do I even have to talk about the animation? It was visually pleasing. I felt warm and at home with it, which I’m sure was the goal.

Finally, I think what I’m really impressed with were the father-son moments. I knew they were gonna be intense, but damn! I can’t even imagine how the fandom feels. (Hang in there Warpers.)

Alright! So if you haven’t seen it, do that.
If you don’t want to, stop that.
If you think Mr. Peabody is sexy as hell, high-five!

5/5.

Better than Frozen.

—Anyone who’s seen The Lego® Movie (via chandra2case)

*shoves movie logo down your throat*

Listen to me very carefully. Or pretend to listen because you’re reading.

No matter- and I mean NO MATTER what kind of shit you’re in to… you will ENJOY this film.

It has SOMETHING for literally EVERYONE! If I had a list, it’d be too fucking long. 

*To start off, the most obvious one: Animation. *laughs for a really long time* Dude! How can it get any better? To sum it up without using technical terms: hella.

*Characters. Not only do we have a wide set of new faces, we get original characters shined through twisted personalities. (Batman was seriously the funniest little shit.) I easily took a liking to Every. Single. One of them.

*Plot. Who cares!?!? Even if this movie had a horrible storyline, which it doesn’t in any way, the humor is fantastic. You can’t go two minutes without something making you smile, giggle, or full-on crack up to death.

The message this movie gives may be a generic “be yourself” moral, but OH MY GOD look how they did it though! Every character goes through this, whether it be: being normal, changing your identity, hiding your anger, wanting to build a fucking spaceship, or using your imagination… it’s all there, and it’s pretty damn beautiful.

*Not a Musical, but gets major points for the insertion of “Everything Is Awesome.” If you didn’t enjoy it, you’re a fucking liar. 

Go see it.

I can tell you now, it doesn’t have to be the best film in your eyes, but this movie can do ONE thing: it WONT disappoint you.

6/5…Six out of Five? Yeah, I promise.

*shoves movie logo down your throat*

Listen to me very carefully. Or pretend to listen because you’re reading.

No matter- and I mean NO MATTER what kind of shit you’re in to… you will ENJOY this film.

It has SOMETHING for literally EVERYONE! If I had a list, it’d be too fucking long.

*To start off, the most obvious one: Animation. *laughs for a really long time* Dude! How can it get any better? To sum it up without using technical terms: hella.

*Characters. Not only do we have a wide set of new faces, we get original characters shined through twisted personalities. (Batman was seriously the funniest little shit.) I easily took a liking to Every. Single. One of them.

*Plot. Who cares!?!? Even if this movie had a horrible storyline, which it doesn’t in any way, the humor is fantastic. You can’t go two minutes without something making you smile, giggle, or full-on crack up to death.

The message this movie gives may be a generic “be yourself” moral, but OH MY GOD look how they did it though! Every character goes through this, whether it be: being normal, changing your identity, hiding your anger, wanting to build a fucking spaceship, or using your imagination… it’s all there, and it’s pretty damn beautiful.

*Not a Musical, but gets major points for the insertion of “Everything Is Awesome.” If you didn’t enjoy it, you’re a fucking liar.

Go see it.

I can tell you now, it doesn’t have to be the best film in your eyes, but this movie can do ONE thing: it WONT disappoint you.

6/5…Six out of Five? Yeah, I promise.

"The Powerpuff Girls Special"
You know what? 
I enjoyed this! Yeah, that’s right. I enjoyed a remake of something my childhood adored.
Not once did I complain. 
Nothing changed! Everything was there! The humor, the love, and the same old Powerpuff Girls. 
The only thing obviously noticeable, unless you’re blind, was the animation. I loved it! It was edgy it was definitely new and unique. I’m glad for one night we can be reunited with our crazy nostalgia.
People all over hate this special with a passion. Fine, do whatever the hell you want. But you’re alone. Because you’re too busy worrying about the past and your childhood being “ruined”. When really, your childhood is still there, but you need to move on. 
I’m not saying forget about the old PPG. DON’T do that! You should know that with this special, more and more people are becoming interested in the original. So shut your trap and eat a goddamn Snickers!
So, if it’s not too late, can we get another special please?

"The Powerpuff Girls Special"

You know what?
I enjoyed this! Yeah, that’s right. I enjoyed a remake of something my childhood adored.
Not once did I complain.
Nothing changed! Everything was there! The humor, the love, and the same old Powerpuff Girls.

The only thing obviously noticeable, unless you’re blind, was the animation. I loved it! It was edgy it was definitely new and unique. I’m glad for one night we can be reunited with our crazy nostalgia.

People all over hate this special with a passion. Fine, do whatever the hell you want. But you’re alone. Because you’re too busy worrying about the past and your childhood being “ruined”. When really, your childhood is still there, but you need to move on.

I’m not saying forget about the old PPG. DON’T do that! You should know that with this special, more and more people are becoming interested in the original. So shut your trap and eat a goddamn Snickers!

So, if it’s not too late, can we get another special please?

You know what!?
Fuck you guys! That’s right. 
This film has torn me apart and it hasn’t even premiered yet!
Positively speaking, I can’t fucking wait any longer.
After hearing about it, I’m like oh cool. Awesome, they’re bringing back something my Dad used to watch. Cool.
But then while watching a YouTube video, the ad was a trailer for this film. That’s when I lost my shit.
I stayed up days and nights researching and fangirling that I surgically stitched this film to my heart.
And now! That dog, who is a dog, by the way. Mr. Peabody has made me sexually frustrated!
I’ll be posting a review in March, but until then… damn.

You know what!?
Fuck you guys! That’s right.
This film has torn me apart and it hasn’t even premiered yet!
Positively speaking, I can’t fucking wait any longer.

After hearing about it, I’m like oh cool. Awesome, they’re bringing back something my Dad used to watch. Cool.

But then while watching a YouTube video, the ad was a trailer for this film. That’s when I lost my shit.

I stayed up days and nights researching and fangirling that I surgically stitched this film to my heart.

And now! That dog, who is a dog, by the way. Mr. Peabody has made me sexually frustrated!

I’ll be posting a review in March, but until then… damn.

uncontrolledchaos:

reviewsfromateen:


**Characters. -Anna: Crazy. Cute and quirky. Felt embarrassed for her sometimes.
-Kristoff: Warning! HOT!! Awkward. Cares for Anna. Prefers reindeer over people!
-Olaf/Sven: Not-as-annoying-comic-reliefs-as-everyone-thought-they-were-gonna-be. Funny!
-Elsa: Strong character, both Protagonist and Antagonist. Must love her, or else.
-Hans: Hans… god damn
**Music: not every song was super-wow-fantastic. Only few memorable/amazing ones.
**Plot: Predictable to a point. Only thing that got me was the Hans situation. Dammit! 
5/5! Go see it, or you will be scissor-kicked in the face.

Today I went and saw this with my three little cousins (ages 5, 8, and 16). We all loved it. It was cute and funny. Not to mention it didn’t have some of those overly scary parts that disney is notorious for having. Personally I wanted to see it forever ago when the trailers were released. So when i found out my sweet 8 year old cousin wanted me to go you could say i just couldn’t resist the offer :) Definitely recommended. 

Absolutely :)

uncontrolledchaos:

reviewsfromateen:

**Characters.
-Anna: Crazy. Cute and quirky. Felt embarrassed for her sometimes.

-Kristoff: Warning! HOT!! Awkward. Cares for Anna. Prefers reindeer over people!

-Olaf/Sven: Not-as-annoying-comic-reliefs-as-everyone-thought-they-were-gonna-be. Funny!

-Elsa: Strong character, both Protagonist and Antagonist. Must love her, or else.

-Hans: Hans… god damn

**Music: not every song was super-wow-fantastic. Only few memorable/amazing ones.

**Plot: Predictable to a point. Only thing that got me was the Hans situation. Dammit! 

5/5! Go see it, or you will be scissor-kicked in the face.

Today I went and saw this with my three little cousins (ages 5, 8, and 16). We all loved it. It was cute and funny. Not to mention it didn’t have some of those overly scary parts that disney is notorious for having. Personally I wanted to see it forever ago when the trailers were released. So when i found out my sweet 8 year old cousin wanted me to go you could say i just couldn’t resist the offer :) Definitely recommended. 

Absolutely :)